Friday, April 4, 2008

No picture friday

WANTED



This as an add for a new human, who actually writes about us, on a weekly, if not daily basis. Someone who will take pictures of our gorgeous selves, but not act like the paparazzi.

We would prefer that this new human is generous with the kibble, and will give us unlimited treats

We need our tummies rubbed at LEAST 12 to 14 times a day (each)

This human must love drawl, and a river from the water bowl each time we drink(someone who stands waiting to wipe our mouths would be a plus)

We would like to go for outings twice a day, and Lucy would like to drive, as I am busy with my head our the sunroof.

We want be to chew on our pizzels, IN THE HOUSE, and ON THE COUCH! (yes, we
finally got to try them)



If the above described human is out there, please keep us in mind.

This is actually a final warning to our current human, about not posting to our special blog in so long. Human, you are on notice!! We will not tolerate this behavior any longer!!!
we love you, and don't want to loose you, so straighten up!!



PS.



the cats said something about wanting the litter box emptied 10 times a day.

what ever!!

12 comments:

Niamh said...

If you find someone who will give unlimited treats let me know. I'm sure your person will shape up soon now that you have put them on notice.

Your friend,
Niamh

Lacy said...

woofies and burfs, heehee ur human bwetter straiighten up soon..i can tell u all mean business....

b safe;
rocky, bear and angel lacylulu ;)

Lorenza said...

Hi, Cookie!
Maybe your mom has a lot of work to do and she doesn't have too much time for your blog. Give her a chance, we know she loves you all so much!
I think is difficult to find all those things you want outside your home! Be patient!
Have a great weekend
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Simba said...

Yer, good luck with that. Good staff is so hard to find. Ocaasionally Mummy makes me watch the dog whisperer and says, see, it could be worse!

Simba xx

Noah the Airedale said...

Way to go Cookie!! We hope your human realises this is no idle threat and that you and the Crew mean business!!! We hope to see a new post tomorrow lol.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Moco said...

You really could use a new human. Hopefully the ones you have will begin to tow the line. At least you get pizzle. We had it once and Pappy said it stunk. We had to send it to Peanut and Flash.

Mango said...

Cookie Sweetheart,

I hope you find a human that fulfills your needs because I need my Cookie fix! I have sooooo missed your most blonde and bootiful self.

Slobbers,
Mango

BenTheRotti said...

Mum raised her hand to volunteer, then she saw the kitty litter requirement and backed slowly away into a corner lol

Ben xxx

Baby Love said...

I think your demands are resonable, my mom carries me where every I go, and sets me down right in front of my food. Keep in mind I'm blind though. I suggest walking around and bumping into things, that might get the ball rolling.

Mango said...

Cookie Sweatheart,
Keep your eyes open for the next big pawty and you can come and hang out with the rest of us. I'm in NYC now partying down with the gang!

Mango said...

Cookie Sweetheart,
Still no luck upgrading your human, huh? Hee hee

Slobber kisses,
Mango

P.S. My Momma says that she was glad to send me and pee-wee away for a couple of days because it gave her a vacation from helping me with my blog. Jeez!

Dino & Family said...

I need to complain about my human too! She spends so much time online, but does not update my blog often.

If you do find that person,let me know and I'll move over!

Love,
Dino